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joe royal 1:06 Wed Apr 1
getting the snip.

Horror stories
Good luck stories

Something I need to do but have no bollocks (sic) to do it

Tommy Dickfingers 1:10 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Buy a fuckload of extra small connie`s and bag up every time you insert your 4 incher into your missus

Job done

HairyHammer 1:26 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

No Horror stories.

Unless you have a 2mm penis you will be fine mate.
Worry about important things this is a very very simple routine procedure.

Mad Dog 1:34 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

I'm planning on getting this done.

Not keen on it but don't want any more kids

Fifth Column 1:35 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Isn't there a monthly injection you can get?

VirginiaHam 2:18 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

get on with it. Takes 20 minutesand you get to lie in bed for the rest of the day and the wife delivers beer to ease the non-existent pain.

stomper 2:20 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

No fuckin' way!

joe royal 2:36 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Fifth Column 1:35 Wed Apr 1
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Mad Dog wrote...

Re: getting the snip.
I'm planning on getting this done.

Not keen on it but don't want any more kids

chim chim cha boo 3:09 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Joe, no bird's going to believe you've had the snip anyway.

'Whooooo, here we go, a race with fifty million of us little tadpoles. I'm going to swim as fast as I can to this girl's ovary'. 'Well I'm pacing myself as we've got miles to go- we've only just swam past her tonsils'.

normannomates 3:15 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

will you be informing the missus first

cosmo smallpiece 3:25 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Piece of cake. 20 minutes. Job done. No pain either during or after.

Bullet 4:01 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Why any bloke put himself through this is beyond me, I had this discussion out with the missus and I'm pleased to say that she did the right thing and had the tubes all tied up, end off.

Bullet 4:13 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Don't want to worry anyone, but it don't add up, once done and firing blanks where does all that Harry Monk go? I'll tell you where, no where. There is a reason they say a wank a day keeps the doctors away, gets rid of the Testosterone, good for the Prostate an all. Highly recommended.

bruuuno 11:46 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

When I was a young man my intentions were to freeze my sperm then get the snip so I could go round spunking in young slags as I wished. Then one day I saw the case photos of a bloke who'd had a vasectomy gone wrong (I worked at a law firm). All that was left of his cockwas the helmet, I think he got a million quid in compo. That put laid to my sperm freezing plans.

BarkingMadHammer 12:03 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Don't leave it in ?. . . . . I always like the challenge of how close I can go before getting the hell out of there . . .

Having more kids actually puts the fear in me too I suppose . . . . .?!?!?!

orwells tragedy 12:14 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Get the missus spayed

ManorParkHammer 12:17 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

'Something I need to do'

Your boyfriend can't get pregnant mate, so need for you.

AKA ERNIE 12:20 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Had it done about 10yrs ago.
No probs was very quick hung around about half hr afterwards we t home all fine.
Bit uncomfortable next day but no pain

Gloucester Iron 12:49 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Had a shocker with mine as while changing the dressing at home the day after, the wound opened up and wouldn't stop bleeding.

Ended up in hospital on a saline drip for the night and had to have them stitched again...

Good fucking luck...

Nurse Ratched 1:36 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

I don't think you should do it, Joe.

I think you should keep your options open. Never know what - or who - is round the corner :-)

Steady 2:14 Wed Apr 1
Re: getting the snip.

Put the missus on the pill, don't let that knife near your todger (snip)

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